![]() I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately.Did you buy those pants on sale? At my place, they’re 100% off.You look good, and I’d love to pin you up against my wall. What winks and then screws like a tiger? □.You know pizza is my second favorite thing I want to eat in bed tonight.Hey girl, did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you’ve got a pretty sweet ass.Are you interested in saving on your water bill? Because we could just shower together.I’m a pirate, and I’m after your booty.What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?.Are you a sea lion? Because I can sure sea you lion in my bed tonight.That dress looks great on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.They call me a fireman because I find them hot and leave them wet.Are you my boss? Because you’ve given me a raise. ![]()
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